THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(Source: lizlemonism, via pr1nc3sst0ria)
we take the naps we think we deserve
(Source: theblindvisionary, via some-of-the-above)
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
(Source: cornerofyourmum, via weanie)
you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween
(via tyrannosaurs-sex)
ur butt fits in my hand like its made just for me
(via middnight-dreams)
having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
(via omnomnomrainbows)
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
BUT DO IT.
(via perks0fbeingadirecti0ner)
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
(via uniquefreakkk)
