theyellowbrickroad:

nothing makes me as uncomfortable as donald trumps hair does

mom:  you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:  THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:  you realize this makes you a nerd
me:  
mom:  
me:  i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:  i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:  without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:  
me:  
mom:  this isn't normal

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

louisdelgay:

i dont want to get over one direction i want to get under one direction u feel me